You. Fucking rounded coffee mugs. Assholes.
Every fucking time I try to rinse you out, you spit dirty fucking water ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE. What the shit. Seriously, it gets fucking everywhere.
And every fucking time I curse and spit filthy fucking coffee water and I have to pick up another one of you ass-shitty dickfuckers and I have to do the same fucking thing all the fuck over again. One after afuckingnother, like a fucking fluffer on a bukkake set.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE YOU CLEAN
DONKEY DICK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS
Please turn this week of yelling into a year of yelling. I am weak with laughter. (said with all the love in the world, of course.)
ReplyDeleteHey, you're the one who brought up donkeys. I'd almost forgotten.
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